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Clumsy Spiders

July 11th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

Clumsy spiders
crawl the ceiling
When one trips
it falls, pinwheeling
down your neck
or in your hair
Slumbering mouths
had best beware
for this light snack
unlooked for treat
will climb your tongueClumsy spider
with eight clawed feet
to flee in fear
past sleeping lips
with tickling, hairy
pedipalp tips
And should you snore
grind, or inhale
as in your mouth
the creature scales
your fate entwined
with it shall be
waking unaware
yet less hungry

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Bopped Out Steel Pluckers Havin’ A Bash – Frantics Model Build – Hawk Model Co.

June 7th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

My build of the “Bopped Out Steel Pluckers Havin’ A Bash” plastic model kit from the Hawk Model Company “frappin’ family of fidgeting” Frantics model series.

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NUDE

March 25th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

NUDE

NUDE

movie poster for the Denis Villenu film adaptation of Frank Pervert’s classic ski-fli navel: “NUDE”

Frack Zappath – Frack Zappath (1968)

February 11th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

Frack Zappath

Frack Zappath – Frack Zappath

cover art for the eponymous and first Frack Zappath album, issued in 1968 on cae records.

STAH WOUZ – Ciabatta the Whoopie

February 4th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

Ciabatta from Stah Wouz

A vintage iron-on of Ciabatta the Whoopie, grunting with his blowcaster, from the original Stah Wouz movie.

Gabara

January 26th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

GabaraB-Club Bullmark Gabara vinyl kaiju, from the Godzilla universe.

Seen here boarding a gondola at Glenwood Caverns, Glenwood Springs, CO in 2016.

… a few more toy images …

Yamaton

January 19th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

YamatonYamanaya Yamaton vinyl kaiju figure, based on a battleship monster from the manga adaptation of Ultraman.

Basking in the bay at Ocho Rios, Jamaica – 2019.

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Starbem Guiro

January 12th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

starbem guiroB-Club Bullmark reissue Starbem Guiro vinyl kaiju figure from Ultraman Leo.

Attending to the brewery in Alamosa, CO – spring 2016.

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Zetton Seijin

January 8th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards

zettonSeijinB-Club Bullmark reissue Zetton Seijin (Z-Ton) vinyl kaiju figure from Ultraman fame.

Spotted sidling up to the historic grain elevator in downtown Sequim, WA – late 2023.

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Attend the Olympic Peninsula Toy and Collectibles Show 2023!

July 17th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards

The Olympic Peninsula Toy and Collectibles Show
Come on out to the first annual Olympic Peninsula Toy and Collectibles Show, scheduled for September 9th, 2023, 10am to 3pm, at the Guy Cole Event Center in Sequim, WA. If you like vintage toys and collectibles, you’re gonna love the Olympic Peninsula Toy Show. This inaugural event promises 20 or more vendors selling a wide variety of vintage toys and collectibles.

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Quote of the Day – Living In The Past

May 23rd, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards

I don’t live in the past, I just visit it for quality goods and entertainment.

– Corey A. Edwards 2023

The Mars Attacks Martian Warrior Model Build – Moebius Models

March 6th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards

Moebius Models’ “Mars Attacks Martian Warrior” plastic model kit, based on the classic Topps, horror/sci-fi trading card series, stands around 13′ when completed, and offers a fun build with plenty of opportunities for improvisation.

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Waiting Online

February 15th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards

waiting online - upended hand over a keyboard
Computer computer
what do you say?
I stare at your face
all of my day
With my online friends
I want to play
but right now it seems
they’ve all gone away

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Such A Card

January 13th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards

That's You

For your edification:
A selection of deep thoughts from one of the greatest minds of this or any generation.

Q: “Whaddya call that tool they use to melt metal parts together?”
A: “Well, derr!”

You can’t really believe anything they say on products any more.
I bought some so-called “streakless” glass cleaner the other day?
I was out of my clothes and running down the street in five minutes.

Didja hear the one about the new cologne that smells like burning money?
“Elon Musk”

I understand the concept of 3d. I also get 1d, 2d, and even 4d, I suppose. But … 80d? What the hell is that? 80d?

Ferlinghetti ate spaghetti,
Chaucer chewed on wood
But I ain’t found a goddamn thing
that I think’s all that good

 

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Let’s Cancel!

October 15th, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards

If we now choose to only accept the constructive and creative contributions made by those without personal flaw or history of social misstep, we will find ourselves in a very narrow alley, indeed.

Albert Einstein, after all, was a serial philanderer, damaging the lives of many of the women in his life and his own children with his selfish actions. Shall we ignore his contributions to our world as punishment?

Wrongs should be prevented and, when they occur, righted. Those caught doing wrong need to be called out, given the chance to apologize, make the appropriate penance, and move on. Figures from the past gain value with further scrutiny into the vagaries of their lives but there is no way to punish them, and we only hurt ourselves when we cast away what good they left behind in an attempt.

What fault is it of the work that its creator is flawed and how do we benefit by this eschewing of the positive light that these fully human people emit?

A good portion of that bath waste water is baby, folks.

1:64 Diecast Gravity Racing

July 6th, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards

I’ve spent the bulk of my life almost completely uninterested in both sports and cars. So it is quite the shock to find myself suddenly and happily embroiled in 1:64 diecast gravity racing.

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Guerilla Carfare – demo track

March 1st, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards

“Guerilla Carfare” is somewhat unique among my other recent tracks in that it’s actually fairly new. I stumbled across the riff a few months back and the song came together relatively quickly (for someone using my protracted process).

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Whiskey Tango – demo track

February 25th, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards

I first started playing around with the rhythm for “Whiskey Tango,” which I was calling “Just Walkin’,” back in January of 2018. I added to it slowly, over the two years that it was in my DAW’s queue, and only recently realized that it kinda sorta sounded like a tango.

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Tearing Linen – demo track

January 29th, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards

I’d almost completely forgotten about “Tearing Linen” when I queued it up for a listen the other day. “Say, that’s not too bad,” I thought. “Just needs a bass line and a little polish.”

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Wrote A Song (instrumental version) – demo track

January 29th, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards

The instrumental version of “Wrote A Song” is actually a rejected attempt at a tongue in cheek approach to a song that’s already tongue in cheek …

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