“I don’t live in the past, I just visit it for quality goods and entertainment.”
– Corey A. Edwards 2023
Archive for the ‘Random Crap’ Category
Such A Card
January 13th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards
For your edification:
A selection of deep thoughts from one of the greatest minds of this or any generation.
Q: “Whaddya call that tool they use to melt metal parts together?”
A: “Well, derr!”
You can’t really believe anything they say on products any more.
I bought some so-called “streakless” glass cleaner the other day?
I was out of my clothes and running down the street in five minutes.
Didja hear the one about the new cologne that smells like burning money?
“Elon Musk”
I understand the concept of 3d. I also get 1d, 2d, and even 4d, I suppose. But … 80d? What the hell is that? 80d?
Ferlinghetti ate spaghetti,
Chaucer chewed on wood
But I ain’t found a goddamn thing
that I think’s all that good
cae2023
Ghosts of Blogging Past
March 12th, 2013 by Corey A. Edwards
I’m sitting on the deck, having my nightcap and checking out the e-verse via my schmaht phone, when an email comes in from a friend: “Hey Corey, I think your blog got hacked.”
Before I can bring my site up to see what they’re talking about, I get a chat from another friend: “Has your blog been hacked?”
Oh, crap.
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Egads.
December 2nd, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards
Leave it to my friend Shlomo Jimmy to turn me on to something that is at once cool, interesting, unnerving, and, in it’s present form at least, utterly useless.
Impressed as I am by their graphic work, I’d be a lot more impressed if she bit at the cursor when you clicked it near her mouth – or blinked and teared up if you managed to click right on her eye. Is it just me or do her eyes look red? Late nights on a computer? Cannabis? Bad design choice?
They’re missing another bet, too: how long before we get a fluffy, little kitten that swipes at your cursor? That’d be more popular than some vaguely conscious girl …
