She had the classic, good looks of a stupid American.
Without virginity, you’re screwed.
Paul’s pickled penis perished prettily in the pudding.
All you need do is pray
and the great, mythical Hebe
will rise up and wipe
the painful scab of life
from your soul with the hem
of his oily, sack-cloth garment.
The Night Soil Diaries
Like the gentle grin of a killer,
like the bloody knuckles of a priest.
Pornographic Flipbooks:
Q: Why were pornographic flipbooks such a flop?
A: It takes two hands to use them.
“Paul’s pickled penis perished prettily in the pudding.”
HA! Imaging me stuttering p..
Hahaha pornographic flipbooks…