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Such A Card

January 13th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards

That's You

For your edification:
A selection of deep thoughts from one of the greatest minds of this or any generation.

Q: “Whaddya call that tool they use to melt metal parts together?”
A: “Well, derr!”

You can’t really believe anything they say on products any more.
I bought some so-called “streakless” glass cleaner the other day?
I was out of my clothes and running down the street in five minutes.

Didja hear the one about the new cologne that smells like burning money?
“Elon Musk”

I understand the concept of 3d. I also get 1d, 2d, and even 4d, I suppose. But … 80d? What the hell is that? 80d?

Ferlinghetti ate spaghetti,
Chaucer chewed on wood
But I ain’t found a goddamn thing
that I think’s all that good