December 21st, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
Leaf
Last night I dreamt
you were here again
and my hand
was so small and dry in yours
like a leaf
that I worried
if you curled your hand around mine
you would crush it into a million pieces
When I awoke
I only worried
I’d never see you again
cae – 12/21/2024
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Clumsy spiders
crawl the ceiling
When one trips
it falls, pinwheeling
down your neck
or in your hair
Slumbering mouths
had best beware
for this light snack
unlooked for treat
will climb your tongue
with eight clawed feet
to flee in fear
past sleeping lips
with tickling, hairy
pedipalp tips
And should you snore
grind, or inhale
as in your mouth
the creature scales
your fate entwined
with it shall be
waking unaware
yet less hungry
cae2024
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movie poster for the Denis Villenu film adaptation of Frank Pervert’s classic ski-fli navel: “NUDE”
February 11th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
cover art for the eponymous and first Frack Zappath album, issued in 1968 on cae records.
February 4th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
A vintage iron-on of Ciabatta the Whoopie, grunting with his blowcaster, from the original Stah Wouz movie.
January 26th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
B-Club Bullmark Gabara vinyl kaiju, from the Godzilla universe.
Seen here boarding a gondola at Glenwood Caverns, Glenwood Springs, CO in 2016.
January 19th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
Yamanaya Yamaton vinyl kaiju figure, based on a battleship monster from the manga adaptation of Ultraman.
Basking in the bay at Ocho Rios, Jamaica – 2019.
January 12th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
B-Club Bullmark reissue Starbem Guiro vinyl kaiju figure from Ultraman Leo.
Attending to the brewery in Alamosa, CO – spring 2016.
January 8th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
B-Club Bullmark reissue Zetton Seijin (Z-Ton) vinyl kaiju figure from Ultraman fame.
Spotted sidling up to the historic grain elevator in downtown Sequim, WA – late 2023.
July 17th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards
Come on out to the first annual Olympic Peninsula Toy and Collectibles Show, scheduled for September 9th, 2023, 10am to 3pm, at the Guy Cole Event Center in Sequim, WA. If you like vintage toys and collectibles, you’re gonna love the Olympic Peninsula Toy Show. This inaugural event promises 20 or more vendors selling a wide variety of vintage toys and collectibles.
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May 23rd, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards
“I don’t live in the past, I just visit it for quality goods and entertainment.”
– Corey A. Edwards 2023
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January 13th, 2023 by Corey A. Edwards
For your edification:
A selection of deep thoughts from one of the greatest minds of this or any generation.
Q: “Whaddya call that tool they use to melt metal parts together?”
A: “Well, derr!”
You can’t really believe anything they say on products any more.
I bought some so-called “streakless” glass cleaner the other day?
I was out of my clothes and running down the street in five minutes.
Didja hear the one about the new cologne that smells like burning money?
“Elon Musk”
I understand the concept of 3d. I also get 1d, 2d, and even 4d, I suppose. But … 80d? What the hell is that? 80d?
Ferlinghetti ate spaghetti,
Chaucer chewed on wood
But I ain’t found a goddamn thing
that I think’s all that good
cae2023
October 15th, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards
If we now choose to only accept the constructive and creative contributions made by those without personal flaw or history of social misstep, we will find ourselves in a very narrow alley, indeed.
Albert Einstein, after all, was a serial philanderer, damaging the lives of many of the women in his life and his own children with his selfish actions. Shall we ignore his contributions to our world as punishment?
Wrongs should be prevented and, when they occur, righted. Those caught doing wrong need to be called out, given the chance to apologize, make the appropriate penance, and move on. Figures from the past gain value with further scrutiny into the vagaries of their lives but there is no way to punish them, and we only hurt ourselves when we cast away what good they left behind in an attempt.
What fault is it of the work that its creator is flawed and how do we benefit by this eschewing of the positive light that these fully human people emit?
A good portion of that bath waste water is baby, folks.
July 6th, 2022 by Corey A. Edwards
