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Nail It Down

February 8th, 2018 by Corey A. Edwards

nail it down - The 5-finger discount twinsSome say they were born under a bad sign
Sometimes there is just a bad seed
When them Edwards boys come a-sniffin’ around
I tell you now, you better pay heed

I heard they stole some Matchbox from the Woolworths
Some Abba-Zabbas from the Alco
They took a whole damn register from Ben Frank’s
It just grew legs and walked out the door

Y’gotta nail it down

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Witch

January 13th, 2018 by Corey A. Edwards

The Three Witches From Macbeth - Alexandre-Marie Colin

The Three Witches From Macbeth
Alexandre-Marie Colin

Did she come from the trees
Or maybe straight up from the ground?
All I know is one minute she’s not there
Then she is without a sound

Red stains around a mouth hole
Like a screaming red blot
Blue tattoos on leathered brown skin
with eyes both black and hot

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Hey, Wimpy

December 27th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards

Hey, WimpyHey Wimpy,
where have you gone?
You used to be underfoot
always taggin’ along

And Wimpy,
I know you felt wronged
but you can’t go on bein’ hurt
your whole life long

Are you coming home soon?
Will I see you there?
I long to hear your jokes again
and muss your hair

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Chogokin Gimmickry

December 13th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards

Chogokin Gimmickry
I rediscovered many of my toys while making the Chogokin Gimmickry video. I encourage you to occasionally play with your toys – especially your r@@@re and expensive, super-fragile, antique Japanese diecast toys from companies like Popy, Takatoku, Bullmark, Arklon, Eidi, and Marushin.

Wrote A Song

November 29th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards

I wrote a song, I wrote a song - yeah!I wrote a song
it isn’t very good
I couldn’t find a rhyme
for every wood
I cannot play it
like I oughta should but

I wrote a song
I wrote a song, man!
I wrote a song,
a really real song!

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Turn Off, Tune Up, Drop By

October 27th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards

Turn Off, Tune Up, Drop By

Dim Monkey Attracted To Shiny Things Quits Facebook, Casual Internet Use

After 20 years (give or take a minute or two) of expressing myself online – thoughts, hopes, dreams, jokes, lies, remembrances, imaginings, fantasies, whims, and various pictures of things I found funny, curious, interesting, or was about to eat or drink – I’ve come to one very obvious and somewhat shamefaced conclusion:

WHO CARES?

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Seven Colorado Tunnels in Two and a Half Minutes

April 12th, 2016 by Corey A. Edwards

Seven Colorado Tunnels in Two and a Half Minutes

I just got back from a fun little, family vacation/road trip through some of the more beautiful parts of Colorado. We saw Mesa Verde, Garden of the Gods, Rocky Mountain National Forest, Cave of the Winds, Glenwood Caverns, lots of wonderful scenery, and seven Colorado tunnels (well, 8, actually).

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I Lost 50 Pounds Drinking Beer

November 8th, 2015 by Corey A. Edwards

 I Lost 50 pounds Drinking Beer - 160 Lbs soaking wet.No, really. I lost 50 pounds drinking beer every day. I went from being a 210 pound, mouth-breathing schlubb to the 160 pound, svelte lady-killer that you see before you now – and all without giving up beer, bacon, butter, or even breaking much of a sweat.

I drank beer every day and treated my Friday and Saturday evenings like a diet-free zone.

The trick to my success is … no trick. It’s not a fad, it’s not hard, and it’s absolutely free – no salesman will come to your door.

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Government Explained

September 23rd, 2015 by Corey A. Edwards

GovernementGovernment is important – the governing body helps direct and protect the mass of humanity that forms it, supports it, and huddles beneath it in helpless and innocent expectation.

At least, that’s the purported goal of most modern, Western governments; what the best governing bodies aspire to.

Unfortunately, as with all human endeavors, the end result of government is often not exactly what the framers, voters, or contributors wanted, needed, or expected it to be. Thus and with my humble nature, I have decided to help explain how our current system works, what the end results tend to be, and all in a friendly, physically-metaphorical way that will have you more fully understanding the system and its attendant benefits

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Encounter

June 28th, 2015 by Corey A. Edwards

Ultraman Jamaica

Bandai’s 66mm Mini Action Figure Ultraman on the beach at the Iberostar Rose Hall Suites in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Travels with Ultraman – Jamaica 2015!

June 27th, 2015 by Corey A. Edwards

In pocket - Ultraman Jamaica

An inexcusably blurry shot of the Bandai, 66mm Ultraman mini action figure peeping out of my pocket

I recently traveled to Jamaica … with an Ultraman toy (or two) in my pocket. The toy in question is part of Bandai’s 66mm Mini Action Figure line – small, nicely detailed, expressive, and poseable.

Whenever it occurred to me and the opportunity was ripe, I’d bring it out and pose it for a picture, often to illustrate what was happening or on my mind right then.

As with any improvisational process, some of the images and concepts were more successful than others.

Below is the series as they occurred.

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American Idle – Steamy Creamy Beanness

March 27th, 2015 by Corey A. Edwards

I’ve been getting back into guitaring, as I like to say, and this has gotten me back into … looking back at things which have sprung before, unbidden from the instruments I torture.

Steamy Creamy Beanness is a musical idea I’d almost forgotten about – a bit of doggerel, a knock off – but I rather like this short edit of my initial concept combined with this silly, time-lapse video, here. Doop-de-doo … what else lies in these vaults, I wonder

Steamy Creamy Beanness

Once again, please forgive the sound quality (much less the hamhanded playing) – this is recorded live onto boombox sometime in 2002.

For more of this kind of torture …

Guiro Seijin

January 30th, 2015 by Corey A. Edwards

guiroSeijinB-Club Bullmark reissue Guiro Seijin vinyl kaiju figure.

Up to something unsavory down in the low places.

… a few more toy images …

Morning Reflections

December 22nd, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards

Morning Reflections

How many? That was the big question. The answer, in its ambiguity, its scant existence, looms just as large.

Beer, wine, cider, and of course, the hard stuff. Why did they always think the hard stuff was such a good idea after all else?

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KRANGGGG!

November 16th, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards

KRANGGG! - digital illustration

“KRANGGGG!”

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Strange Toys I Have Known –
Marx Toy Soldier Casualties

November 5th, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards

marx06b

I think most of us who grew up between the 50’s and the 80’s would consider the little, green plastic soldier to be one of the most ubiquitous toys of that world. I know I saw hundreds (if not thousands) of them littering the floors, toy boxes, and playgrounds of my and my peers’ youth. Among them would have to have been some Marx toy soldiers.

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Gimmie …

October 30th, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards

Gimmie That - digital illustration

“Gimmie … ”

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V-color Me Enthused

October 14th, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards

unpainted M-1 Go Lucky Bag Kaiju

Over 6 years ago, I wrote about hoping to paint some vinyl toys I had collected (The Necessary Year – Day 1: Butterflies and Vcolor).

The post in question was made at the very beginning of a major life change for me: divorce, job loss, move, etc. As things changed in my life, my focus shifted away from collecting Japanese toys – or much else besides enough money to stay off the streets and help raise my daughter.

When I did finally become solvent enough to revisit the idea of decorating these blank toys, I discovered that the company I mentioned in the initial post had gone out of business and acquiring Vcolor paints in the US had become a bit of a challenge for the casual consumer.

As a refresher: Vinyl requires a specific kind of paint to cure and adhere to it. Most paints either stay sticky or just flake or scrape right off. Paints that do bind with vinyl do so by creating a chemical bond with it and, consequently, are pretty hazardous. Thus the difficulty in getting it.

Now, there is a paint called Monster Kolor available in the US that has become very popular with the designer-toy community. They produce LOTS of colors and come in markers. spray cans, sprayable colors, etc. It uses a different chemical bond, however and, back when it was first introduced, all I heard was that the colors were great but that the bite on the vinyl was just not as good as Vcolor’s – thus why I never tried it.

There are other paints as well but what attracted me to Vcolor in the first place was its predominance in the Japanese toy industry. What got me interested in the process int he first place was the tradition of Japanese vinyl toys, the overall aesthetic: the subject matter, the sculpt, the color palette, the application. While I have seen some absolutely stunning, custom paint jobs on wonderful, modern designer toys, this is not what I am interested in.

The attraction for me, beyond the mechanics of the medium, is finding the balancing point between my taste and this traditional aesthetic. For some reason, the hankering to do this came on again in June or so of this year and I found myself wondering “gee, it’s been forever since I looked to see if there is another source for Vcolor on the net …

I did a search and, lo and behold, there was one! Gunnzo – and in San Diego, no less! The price of Vcolor through them is pretty intense, I must say, but they also offer “Mad Ape Ninja” vinyl paint which, according to the Gunnzo representative, is manufactured by Vcolor as a kind of art-house color set in response to alternatives like Monster Kolor.

Anyway, I put in an initial order and tok a long, hard look at the blanks I had: where to begin?

Somewhat ironically, the bulk of the toys I have been able to find for this project come from a company operating under a similar ideal: M-1 Go is a modern, Japanese toy company that produces new, vinyl toys of classic, older properties, merging their own tastes with that of the traditional sculpting and decorating aesthetic.

Outside of the M-1 Go toys I have, there is also a blank glow exclusive of a Henshin Cyborg Walder bug alien by Takara I picked up years ago and a glow vinyl kit of the octopus like, Ultra 7, Chiburu alien that, to be honest, is the number one reason why I want to paint my toys. I have a thing for the Chiburu design, to say the least, and having this blank sitting here is killing me: I wanna paint it!

Once the paint arrives I get nervous – I mean *really* nervous. Scared, even.

What if I only manage to screw up the toys? That’s a lot of money, expectation, and pride down the toilet. I’m not gonna do that. Instead, I study up on the basics via this amazing thread at skullbrain.org, then serially harass an artist I know through the toy-collecting community for some tips, which he is incredibly gracious enough to provide (thank you!).

I begin to formulate a plan.

First I take pictures of my blank toys so that I can pull them into Photoshop and do my initial “painting” there. Then I begin looking at existing, finished toys with a more analytical, less fanboy, eye than before.

The big issue I’m facing is that most of the toys are either an off-white color or off-peach. Off-white isn’t *too* bad for coloring but the off-peach is a bit limiting, especially if you’re hoping to use the traditional approach, which means using some – if not a lot – of this base color in your palette. Luckily I have a creative eye, a color wheel, and “ugly” is part of the traditional, vinyl toy aesthetic.

I decide to work on the minis first. I care less about them so, if I screw one or two up learning how to work with the medium, it wont sting as bad.

For an airbrush, I have my old, siphon-feed, single action, Paasche air brush from my patina days. Rather than a compressor, I supply air to the brush by filling an air tank at the gas station with compressed air. Since I’m only running 20 psi through the brush, the tank lasts quite a while – but a compressor would definitely be better – but, then again, so would a gravity feed, dual-action airbrush!

The aforementioned Skullbrain thread convinces me to pre-thin all my paints down into dropper bottles, which I do before considering that I’ll be wanting some unthinned paint to brush – d’oh! Oh, well. My toy-deco mentor tells me the paints will evaporate back down to a pre-thinned consistency in no time flat if exposed to the air. Cool.

Vcolor Me Enthused - all suited up and spraying Vcolor.There’s no time like the present, so I get out my respirator, latex gloves, apron, and wipe my M-1 Annon mini down with rubbing alcohol: here we go!

My idea is to give the little fellow a patch or two of silver but I get excited because of how amazingly fast the paint dries – almost immediately! – and coat the whole thing.

Whoops.

Vcolor Me Enthused - M-1 Annon mini paint progressI decide to blow a little purple over it one way, and then some blue. Hmm – not bad. Now what? well, now I wanna do some thinking because … I started this one with *no* color scheme in mind.

I play around with a few ideas as I wait for another bubble in my schedule big enough for a painting session and decide … that I’m too excited and must try painting the Henshin Cyborg Walder bug alien I’ve come up with a design scheme for in Photoshop – it’ll be a cinch!

Vcolor Me Enthused - unpainted Takara Walder AlienUsing the picture on my iPhone as a guide, I apply my color scheme to the Walder alien, learning the paint and my airbrush as I go. Much as I like how it comes along, I almost immediately realize how foolish I am being. I am no way near ready for the level of this project. When finished, I am pretty damned happy with the results but I’ve applied way more paint than I ever intended to. Though pleased, to my eye the deco is a bit clunky and dry looking in a number of places – it still glows, though!

I decide it’s time to try brushing on the paints, so I take the partially finished Annon out and, this time having pre-decided what to do, apply a pink mouth line and finish up the eyes with a basic white and black pupil approach. The end results are mixed. Brushing Vcolor on evenly is not easy – have I even allowed it to thicken back up enough? I do not know – and I am left unsatisfied and certain that I’ll be coming back to this toy but again.

Another lump of days passes before I find the time (and nerve – the process still makes me nervous) to do some more. By now a number of the toys have been “painted” in Photoshop or my mind, so it’s just a matter of getting out there and doing it.

Vcolor Me Enthused - M-1 Baltan mini unpainted

Vcolor Me Enthused - M-1 glow Namegon mini unpainted

Vcolor Me Enthused - M-1 Semi-Ningen mini unpaintedThis time I am forcing myself back to the M-1 minis and a concentrated effort to paint the toys both minimally and more traditionally. With one exception, I pull it off and am thrilled with the results. The glow Namegon and off-peach Semin-Ningen minis come out looking even better than I had hoped (although the brushed parts of the Namegon – eyes and mouth – still come out uneven). The Baltan is more of a train wreck with, again, more layers of paint than I ever intended but, as I look at it, it begins (and continues) to grow on me.

“Winner”

July 25th, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards

"Winner"

“Winner” has its foundation in something my mom always used to say.

“There’s a real winner.”

This phrase would invariably be flung in the general direction, yet out of earshot, of some hapless doofus, loud-mouthed jerk, or scowling ne’er do well. “Winner” to my mother was a sarcasm, a sour taste, an ill-bestowed honor.

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Of Course We Are Sick

June 11th, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards

Of course we are sick.

The inevitability of our course left no alternative

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