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Ghosts of Blogging Past

March 12th, 2013 by Corey A. Edwards

here's looking at your skull, baby

I’m sitting on the deck, having my nightcap and checking out the e-verse via my schmaht phone, when an email comes in from a friend: “Hey Corey, I think your blog got hacked.”

Before I can bring my site up to see what they’re talking about, I get a chat from another friend: “Has your blog been hacked?”

Oh, crap.

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Chew It In Good Health

November 16th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards

 


Edwards' Desiccated Tin

 


Edwards' Desiccated Soup Poster

From The Notebooks of …

April 19th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards

Scherzophrenia

He sat down sloppily, like a handful of thin-sliced lunchmeat dropped onto Formica.

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From the Notebooks of …

March 26th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards

Unlikely Game Variant:
Skin-Disease Monopoly

The Angel Fired Blanks

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From the Notebooks of …

March 24th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards

She had the classic, good looks of a stupid American.

Without virginity, you’re screwed.

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From the Notebooks of …

March 22nd, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards

Inside this morning:
leaves, a shoe
dried cereal
pictures of you

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Egads.

December 2nd, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards

Leave it to my friend Shlomo Jimmy to turn me on to something that is at once cool, interesting, unnerving, and, in it’s present form at least, utterly useless.

Impressed as I am by their graphic work, I’d be a lot more impressed if she bit at the cursor when you clicked it near her mouth – or blinked and teared up if you managed to click right on her eye. Is it just me or do her eyes look red? Late nights on a computer? Cannabis? Bad design choice?

They’re missing another bet, too: how long before we get a fluffy, little kitten that swipes at your cursor? That’d be more popular than some vaguely conscious girl