16 Different Delights – A collage of record album cover parodies of the 1965 “Whipped Cream & Other Delights” from Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
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16 Different Delights – Parodies of the Herb Alpert Album Cover
February 19th, 2020 by Corey A. Edwards
Fink Eliminator – Ed “Big Daddy” Roth Model Build – Revell
January 12th, 2020 by Corey A. Edwards
Satan’s Crate Weird-Oh’s Model Build – Hawk Model Co.
January 12th, 2020 by Corey A. Edwards
Some Limericks (offered without apology)
December 31st, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
the author caught in the act by his wife, Elizabeth Edwards
I recently picked up a small, second hand tome on the limerick (“The Lure of the Limerick – An Uninhibited History” Baring-Gold) and found myself not only amused but inspired.
One morning soon thereafter, I was startled awake by ‘smealm,‘ a truly disturbing occurrence, I can assure you.
The bluer ‘rotini‘ followed with rapidity as I hunkered over the keyboard.
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All Felt Sewed
December 25th, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
A Message of Hope and Understanding
from the good folks at the Weber Costello Company of Chicago, Illinois.
You’re not alone folks, you’re never alone.
Angel Fink – Ed “Big Daddy” Roth Model Build – Revell / Atlantis
December 6th, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
Wade A. Minut Weird-Oh’s Model Build – Hawk Model Co.
November 25th, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
Godzilla’s Go-Kart (The Go-Kart) Model Build – Aurora / Polar Lights
October 23rd, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
King Kong’s Thronester Model Build – Aurora / Polar Lights
September 29th, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
Chamber of Horrors La Guillotine Model Build – Aurora /Polar Lights
September 2nd, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
My Spin’s Better Than Your Spin
March 22nd, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
Maybe Crazy
June 7th, 2018 by Corey A. Edwards
Josephine lives on the streets
They say he wrote a children’s book
He wears a purse on his head
and trusts no one who drinks Coke
I once gave him some food from my picnic
in exchange for a handful of white rocks
I misunderstood. I thought
he just wanted a paper plate
Maybe crazy, yeah
Gone as a hoot owl
raised in a closet
Crazy, yeah – you know
but …
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Nail It Down
February 8th, 2018 by Corey A. Edwards
Some say they were born under a bad sign
Sometimes there is just a bad seed
When them Edwards boys come a-sniffin’ around
I tell you now, you better pay heed
I heard they stole some Matchbox from the Woolworths
Some Abba-Zabbas from the Alco
They took a whole damn register from Ben Frank’s
It just grew legs and walked out the door
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Witch
January 13th, 2018 by Corey A. Edwards
The Three Witches From Macbeth
Alexandre-Marie Colin
Did she come from the trees
Or maybe straight up from the ground?
All I know is one minute she’s not there
Then she is without a sound
Red stains around a mouth hole
Like a screaming red blot
Blue tattoos on leathered brown skin
with eyes both black and hot
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Hey, Wimpy
December 27th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards
Chogokin Gimmickry
December 13th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards
I rediscovered many of my toys while making the Chogokin Gimmickry video. I encourage you to occasionally play with your toys – especially your r@@@re and expensive, super-fragile, antique Japanese diecast toys from companies like Popy, Takatoku, Bullmark, Arklon, Eidi, and Marushin.
Wrote A Song
November 29th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards
Turn Off, Tune Up, Drop By
October 27th, 2017 by Corey A. Edwards
Dim Monkey Attracted To Shiny Things Quits Facebook, Casual Internet Use
After 20 years (give or take a minute or two) of expressing myself online – thoughts, hopes, dreams, jokes, lies, remembrances, imaginings, fantasies, whims, and various pictures of things I found funny, curious, interesting, or was about to eat or drink – I’ve come to one very obvious and somewhat shamefaced conclusion:
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