Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
February 4th, 2024 by Corey A. Edwards
A vintage iron-on of Ciabatta the Whoopie, grunting with his blowcaster, from the original Stah Wouz movie.
Tags: chewbacca, Star Wars, wookie
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December 25th, 2019 by Corey A. Edwards
A Message of Hope and Understanding
from the good folks at the Weber Costello Company of Chicago, Illinois.
You’re not alone folks, you’re never alone.
Tags: Hope and Understanding
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January 1st, 2014 by Corey A. Edwards
New York City will attempt to ban any food that doesn’t fit inside a “fun-size” candy bar wrapper.
Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty will continue to expand his profile of pseudo importance as a spokesperson for the rights of the culturally narrow until his untimely death in a freak beard accident involving squirrels, chewing gum, and a tangle of bailing wire.
Colorado will complete an initial study on the effects of recreational marijuana sales but will be forced to admit, near the end of 2014 and around a mouthful of Skittles, that they lost the results somewhere behind the couch.
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Tags: 2014, new year's day, predictions
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October 19th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Numerous letters in the alphabet are so often used together that I believe it would be wise to quit mucking about and simply merge them.
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Tags: Alphabet, English, Letters, ough
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September 7th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
One of the small towns hereabouts holds an annual and well-attended celebration known as The Wooden Boat Festival.
Hundreds of people come from all over the world to indulge in and share their love for this archaic, pleasure craft passion. Milling about, they ooh and ahh over lacquered hulls, canvas sheets, coils of hemp, and brass fittings, imagining themselves transported over the waves as if in some fantastic dream …
Man, what the hell is it about boating?
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Tags: Boating, The Wooden Boat Festival
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June 21st, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication –the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that comes into their heads.
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Tags: Astrology, Gemini
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May 13th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Taurus, the Bull, is the second sign of the Zodiac, representing growth and development.
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Tags: Astrology, Taurus
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April 18th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Aries, the Ram, is the first and most elemental of the twelve signs of the Zodiac, representing the beginning of all things, much like the warm swelling in your tummy signals on oncoming belch.
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Tags: Aries, Astrology
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March 11th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Pisces, the Fish, is the thirteenth and last of the Zodiac signs (phew!), representing the merging of the soul with the cosmos and symbolizing a deep belief in the highest powers of the universe, dude.
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Tags: Astrology, Pisces
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February 16th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Aquarius, the Water Bearer is the twelfth sign of the Zodiac, representing advanced thought and acceptance as well as wrinkled fingers and damp socks.
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Tags: Aquarius, Astrology
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January 20th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Capricorn, the Goat, is the eleventh sign of the Zodiac and represents a serious, mature outlook and an awareness of our relation to the universe, though, on the weekends, the sign spends much of its time downing beers and chasing sorority girls.
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Tags: Astrology, Capricorn
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January 18th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Having just moved into a larger space, I’ve spent a lot of time keeping an eye on the local “lightly used” stores.
I’ve not found too much of real interest – but a sense of humor is always a good find.
Tags: Goodwill
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December 19th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Sagittarius, the Archer, is the tenth sign of the Zodiac, representing expansive optimism, an ever-growing life philosophy, and a casual attitude regarding road apples on the carpet.
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Tags: Astrology, Sagittarius
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November 29th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Ophiuchus, the 13th sign of the Zodiac, unlike the other 12 signs, is associated with a real person, Imhotep. Imhotep denies all knowledge of this, however, saying “Ophie *Who* chus?”
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Tags: Astrology, Ophiuchus
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November 23rd, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Scorpio, the Scorpion, is the eighth sign of the Zodiac, representing defensive, far seeing power and creepy, scuttling behavior.
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Tags: Astrology, Scorpio
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October 30th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Libra, the Scales, is the seventh sign of the Zodiac, representing balance in all things even if you have to use your thumb.
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Tags: Astrology, Libra
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