October 30th, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards
I hesitate to keep dishing on the churches in the area but …
There’s a church reader-board I drive by daily that never fails to catch my eye with its wit and wisdom (a recent nugget of indispensable profundity read “STOP DROP & ROLL WONT WORK IN HELL“).
Another recent admonition “LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST” got me to thinking.
What would I do if I it were my last day alive and I knew it?
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October 20th, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards
People say “He’s a nice guy. He’ll bend over backwards for you.”
Now, the funny thing about bending over backwards is that, unless you’re a gymnast, or a contortionist, some kind of a physical performer, there is absolutely no purpose to doing it.
Not only is it difficult to do, it is a useless act which leaves you incapable of the simplest forms of assistance, such as carrying a package or opening a door. What the hell can you hope to accomplish in such a position except mussing your hair and lifting your shirt without using your hands?
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