Virgo, the Virgin, is the sixth sign of the Zodiac, representing a systematic approach towards existential concerns and a pair of legs you couldn’t get apart with a pry bar.
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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
August 10th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
July 20th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Pun with Lizards
July 7th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Murray Christmas!
December 25th, 2010 by Corey A. Edwards
I really need to work up a new gag for the holidays but at least this is a different shot from the ’06 session – Murray Christmas, everyone.
Don’t even bother reading this.
July 29th, 2010 by Corey A. Edwards
People aroun’ here are so ignorant. I mean, they’re really uncultured. They just have no clue. For example, I walk into a bar one hot evening and order a Dry Sack. The guy comes around from behind the bar and starts towelin’ off my crotch! I’m like: “get offa me you addlepated nudnik,” and slap him away. So he gets this ugly expression on his face and I’m thinkin’: “who the hell is he to be mad?” So’s I ask him: “who the hell are you to be mad?” An’ he just kinda slouches away, mumbling: “Not mad. Just feeling a little testy.”
We Have A Winnah! (Totally Stupid Contest)
December 18th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
A Totally Stupid Contest
December 14th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
The above is a visual pun.
The first person to correctly guess said pun will receive a free item of mine via cafe press – that which is available is not limited to what can presently be found at my store but includes any and all images at coreyshead.com.
Hotcha.
(clue = a childhood pastime)
people who are me or who were around when I was making this (I’m looking at you, Mel) are prohibited from playing.
Leo – July 23rd – August 23rd
July 23rd, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
Cancer – June 22nd – July 22nd
June 22nd, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
Gemini – May 22nd – June 21st
May 22nd, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
From the Notebooks of …
May 6th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
LawnBoy
April 25th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
When I first moved into this duplex and was told that I’d have to mow the lawn or pay an exorbitant fee to have it mowed by the landlord (not to mention earn his displeasure), I blanched.
The last lawnmower I owned is a decade gone from my life, and the only tool I’ve been using to coif the hardscrabble, semi-feral patches of flora I’ve since been entrusted to manage is a weed-whacker, now left in the possession of my erstwhile wife. Yet here I am, staring at a yard. A regulation, turfed yard.
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Idea #4 – Death By ANT FARM
April 8th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
Deer Resistance
April 5th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
What Can You Do? (half a week with Emily Spilgravy)
January 8th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
Thursday, Oct. 3, 4 o’clock pm
No matter what we do, every year dad gets a little older. Ronnie took him round to hospital to see about the condition but they couldn’t help. Said it had something to do with the passage of time and his age. Despite what amounts to a rather hasty pronouncement, if you ask me, we’ve tried a number of experimental pills, powders, injections, suppositories, and salves, but they only make dad nauseous, sneezy, tender, squirmy, and greasy. It’s sad, really. We just celebrated his 79th and he could barely stay awake long enough to finish baking the cake. We had to eat it without him. What can you do?
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Murray Christmas
December 25th, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards
It’s an older gag but the sentiment remains – hope you’re porking a loved one under your tree right now.
Kissie Faces
November 8th, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards
Live Each Day As If It Were Your Last?
October 30th, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards
I hesitate to keep dishing on the churches in the area but …
There’s a church reader-board I drive by daily that never fails to catch my eye with its wit and wisdom (a recent nugget of indispensable profundity read “STOP DROP & ROLL WONT WORK IN HELL“).
Another recent admonition “LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST” got me to thinking.
What would I do if I it were my last day alive and I knew it?
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Jesus Is …
October 29th, 2008 by Corey A. Edwards
There’s this looming, metal sign on the road near my house that says, in large, blue letters: JESUS IS LORD.
The sign undoubtedly once read “Mobil” or “Standard”, “Sinclair” or maybe just “GAS” because it is hung on the same property as a long defunct gas station, which, for an unknown reason, someone keeps painting and maintaining despite its apparent irrelevance. (there’s a connection here, somewhere)
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