Leo, the Lion, is the fifth sign of the Zodiac, representing radiant creativity, ambition, and a taste for raw lamb.
Swollen with natural self-confidence, Leos like to lead, expecting others to automatically fall in line out of deference, making those born under the sign most likely to be fragged by their own men.
Leos thoroughly enjoy making their presence known via a grand gesture, such as unnecessarily taking on most of a burden or gallantly fetching a maiden’s panties from their teeth. Their big hearted steadfastness does not go unnoticed by those around them who do tend to wish, however, that they’d stop being such bloody blow-hards and just sit the hell down for once.
Leos don’t like meanness or pettiness and will generally disregard those things they consider to be beneath their notice, such as anyone else’s reflection in the mirror.
They have a strong sense of honor, considering their given word to be law, and will generally pay off all debts even if it means their own children will go without while they shuffle dutifully down to the bookie.
A Leo’s faithfulness is legendary; their defense of family, friend, or that last bottle of stout at the back of the fridge remains unswerving even in the face of humiliating defeat.
Leos love to be admired, not just for their physical appearance but also for their actions, and being placed upon a pedestal by others does not bother them in the least, though they do get awfully whiny if you don’t help them back down once it starts getting dark.
Your Horoscope: Things will happen – sometimes to you, sometimes not. The sun will shine but maybe only above the clouds. Eventually, the sun will set but fear not, it will rise again (well, actually, the earth will just keep rotating but you know what I mean). Those looking for love should continue. Those in love, beware: this implies compromise and relations with another human being, which can be sticky. Those content to be alone: good on you. Financially, you should save more than you spend and invest wisely. A more incisive, spot-on, and personally tailored horoscope you couldn’t ask for, eh? EH?!?”
