# # Taurus: May 13-June 21

Brother, I Can See Your Skull.

Brother, I Can See Your Skull. - The Coreyshead Blog

Taurus: May 13-June 21

Taurus

 

Taurus, the Bull, is the second sign of the Zodiac, representing growth and development.

Taurus symbolizes the nurturing aspects of the ego- caring, managing, forcing total strangers to finish their vegetables . . .

Taurus is deeply involved with the material world; feeling secure and having possessions are vital to its existence -the kind of people you see with forty beanie-babies littering the rear window of their car.

Taureans have a great interest in all physical matters, from sports to food to sex (I’ve one humping my leg right now), but they are not slaves to this drive and, enjoying periods of repose, can often be found face down in the park.

Taureans are excellent planners and contemplators, carefully mapping out numerous strategies for everything from the family vacation to crossing the street, but, in biding their time to take action, said folks are also likely to procrastinate, staring duly at the milk carton for hours before pouring it over their cereal.

Taureans enjoy being part of the team but also insist on retaining their autonomy, meaning they may wear the jersey but they’ll make their own decision as to which way to run the ball -and god help you if you get in their way.

Taureans are often accused of selfishness, bullheadedness, and egotism. Basically they’re just a bunch of pushy bastards.

 

Your Horoscope:

Avoid large flames and those who spray them; now is a great time to stop smoking. It may be time to invest in that stock you’ve been considering. No, not that one. That one. There, to the left. Yes. The little, cute one with the bright eyes. That’s the one. Snap it up, buddy/buddette. This summer you will be lucky in love so pursue that person who’s been catching your eye. Wear a body condom, though: they’re horribly infected with all manner of really icky diseases you can only get from carnal activities with South American donkeys.

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