Aquarius, the Water Bearer is the twelfth sign of the Zodiac, representing advanced thought and acceptance as well as wrinkled fingers and damp socks.
The Water Bearer, it is said, brings us truth and wisdom of which we can all partake, but keeps the corn-nuts for itself.
Those born under this sign are often known for their idiosyncratic behavior. Regulating said behavior is difficult, second-guessing them impossible; a heavy wrench upside the back of their noggin is about your only choice.
Approaching the world with open arms, Aquarians are often baffled by rejection and have been known to respond with gunfire.
Aquarians value high-ideals and scientific truths, striving to maintain objectivity. Because of this, Aquarians often seem cold and unemotional but, once you get to know them, you’ll find that their aloofness is far preferable to their familiarity.
Aquarians need much latitude to exercise their imagination and should be granted it for, with enough rope, they are bound to eventually hang themselves.
Your Horoscope:
This period may portend the successful culmination of an ambitious project, so reload and continue firing; you’re bound to hit a few more before you’re apprehended. Also, this is a good day to plan your redecorating because, frankly, that burned down look went out with the Blitz. Talk among friends or co-workers can be quite enjoyable at this time. No, now! Quick, before the boss appears.
This is not true becuz I was born Feb 22 and I match a Pisces so I feel like this is false
This is satire – so very very very true!