Posts Tagged ‘Astrology’
June 21st, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication –the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that comes into their heads.
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May 13th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Taurus, the Bull, is the second sign of the Zodiac, representing growth and development.
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April 18th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Aries, the Ram, is the first and most elemental of the twelve signs of the Zodiac, representing the beginning of all things, much like the warm swelling in your tummy signals on oncoming belch.
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March 11th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Pisces, the Fish, is the thirteenth and last of the Zodiac signs (phew!), representing the merging of the soul with the cosmos and symbolizing a deep belief in the highest powers of the universe, dude.
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February 16th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Aquarius, the Water Bearer is the twelfth sign of the Zodiac, representing advanced thought and acceptance as well as wrinkled fingers and damp socks.
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January 20th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards
Capricorn, the Goat, is the eleventh sign of the Zodiac and represents a serious, mature outlook and an awareness of our relation to the universe, though, on the weekends, the sign spends much of its time downing beers and chasing sorority girls.
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December 19th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Sagittarius, the Archer, is the tenth sign of the Zodiac, representing expansive optimism, an ever-growing life philosophy, and a casual attitude regarding road apples on the carpet.
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November 29th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Ophiuchus, the 13th sign of the Zodiac, unlike the other 12 signs, is associated with a real person, Imhotep. Imhotep denies all knowledge of this, however, saying “Ophie *Who* chus?”
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November 23rd, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Scorpio, the Scorpion, is the eighth sign of the Zodiac, representing defensive, far seeing power and creepy, scuttling behavior.
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October 30th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Libra, the Scales, is the seventh sign of the Zodiac, representing balance in all things even if you have to use your thumb.
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September 16th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Virgo, the Virgin, is the sixth sign of the Zodiac, representing a systematic approach towards existential concerns and a pair of legs you couldn’t get apart with a pry bar.
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August 10th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Leo, the Lion, is the fifth sign of the Zodiac, representing radiant creativity, ambition, and a taste for raw lamb.
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July 20th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards
Cancer, the Crab, is the fourth sign of the Zodiac (for those of you keeping score), representing deep feeling, protectiveness, and a juicy, tender flesh that’s absolutely heaven with butter.
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July 23rd, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
Leo, the Lion, is the fifth sign of the Zodiac, representing radiant creativity, ambition, and a taste for raw lamb.
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June 22nd, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
Cancer, the Crab, is the fourth sign of the Zodiac (for those of you keeping score), representing deep feeling, protectiveness and a juicy, tender flesh that’s absolutely heaven with butter.
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May 22nd, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication –the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that comes into their heads.
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