(a yunka-chunk a yunka-chunk as with a banjo)
I’m chokin’ on smoke
I’m slippin’ in sweat
I fell down
on my kiester
and my pants got wet
Well someone hollered “stop!”
but I aint done yet
I’m chokin’ on smoke
an’ I’m a-slippin’ in sweat
I’m rollin’ in clover
I’m dressed like a doll
I’m peelin’ off my panties
at the debutante ball
My phone is a-ringin’
but I aint takin’ no calls
I’m rollin’ in clover
an’ I’m dressed like a doll
I’m feelin’ fat and sassy
puddin tane is my name
Smart enough to run the country
but I’m pullin’ up lame
Gotta a buzzer in my handshake
yessir, that’s my game
I’m feelin’ fat and sassy
ask again
ask again it’s the same
