Now my danged modem is dead at home.
You know we’re in a slump when the cable company doesn’t answer their phones on the weekend, providing you, instead, with a recording that states: “as of Friday 7pm, all services are up. Our office hours are …”
Finally got through Monday morning and it’s “oh, we’ll send a repairman around – how’s Saturday work for you?”
It’s like the universe no longer wants me on the internet.
Well, when the universe speaks this clearly to me, I know what to do: ignore it. Full steam ahead!
Atta boy, Corey!
F*ck the universe…WE want you on the internet!!