this blog began as a section on my site called “Infinite Diarrhea” which I took down very shortly after starting it because … people were reading it. This, in turn, was causing problems in my already failing marriage …
Chronicle, a company that turned down my Japanese toy book proposal after initially accepting it because they “didn’t know how to market it,” is publishing a book entitled “Stuff on My Cat”: a pictorial collection featuring photographs of cats with things on top of them – you know, action figures, breadsticks, bowling balls, that sort of thing.
The book was fueled by "the internet sensation", according to the promotional blurb…
I don’t know whether to feel insulted or relieved.
I know! I’ll do a book called “Stuff In My Ass” a pictorial of things I will wedge up my ass – you know, action figures, breadsticks, bowling balls, that sort of thing. Sounds like a surefire seller for Chronicle as it’s bound to be an internet sensation . . .
