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Gemini: June 21-July 20

June 21st, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards

Gemini

 

Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication –the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that comes into their heads.

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Taurus: May 13-June 21

May 13th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards

Taurus

 

Taurus, the Bull, is the second sign of the Zodiac, representing growth and development.

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Aries: April 18-May 13

April 18th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards

Aries

 

Aries, the Ram, is the first and most elemental of the twelve signs of the Zodiac, representing the beginning of all things, much like the warm swelling in your tummy signals on oncoming belch.

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Pisces: March 11-April 18

March 11th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards

Pisces

 

Pisces, the Fish, is the thirteenth and last of the Zodiac signs (phew!), representing the merging of the soul with the cosmos and symbolizing a deep belief in the highest powers of the universe, dude.

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Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11

February 16th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards

Aquarius

 

Aquarius, the Water Bearer is the twelfth sign of the Zodiac, representing advanced thought and acceptance as well as wrinkled fingers and damp socks.

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Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16

January 20th, 2012 by Corey A. Edwards

Capricorn

 

Capricorn, the Goat, is the eleventh sign of the Zodiac and represents a serious, mature outlook and an awareness of our relation to the universe, though, on the weekends, the sign spends much of its time downing beers and chasing sorority girls.

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Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

December 19th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards

Sagittarius

 

Sagittarius, the Archer, is the tenth sign of the Zodiac, representing expansive optimism, an ever-growing life philosophy, and a casual attitude regarding road apples on the carpet.

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Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17

November 29th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards

Ophiuchus

Ophiuchus, the 13th sign of the Zodiac, unlike the other 12 signs, is associated with a real person, Imhotep. Imhotep denies all knowledge of this, however, saying “Ophie *Who* chus?”

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Scorpio: Nov. 23-29

November 23rd, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards

Scorpio

 

Scorpio, the Scorpion, is the eighth sign of the Zodiac, representing defensive, far seeing power and creepy, scuttling behavior.

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Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23

October 30th, 2011 by Corey A. Edwards

Libra

 

Libra, the Scales, is the seventh sign of the Zodiac, representing balance in all things even if you have to use your thumb.

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