Aries, the Ram, is the first and most elemental of the twelve signs of the Zodiac, representing the beginning of all things, much like the warm swelling in your tummy signals on oncoming belch.
Aries symbolizes the will and the ego in their purest form, meaning that many Aries are totally insufferable.
Like young children, Aries tend to be spontaneous, frank and open but, unlike young children, only a small percentage of adult Aries require assistance in zipping up their pants.
Aries do not seek approval to bolster their egos but rather demand that others pay attention to them as they know the value of what they have to offer –at least that’s what they think. The rest of us are forced to smile along helplessly in their demanding presence.
Aries feel a strong need to explore their physical limits, meaning that the 40 year old you saw forcing children off the teeter-totter at the playground was most likely of this sign.
Aries tend to prefer action to contemplation, which explains why so many of them, confused by the variety of colors, simply blow through intersections no matter what the signal.
At best, Aries can be truly original thinkers and pioneers but, at their worst, they can be some of the biggest pricks on the planet.
Your Horoscope:
It’s never too late to begin planning on being early and the tomorrow of your past is just the kind of yesterday your future youshould strive for. Call the girl even if you haven’t got her number. She’s waiting for you, perhaps with a police tracer on the line. If you’re a woman and heterosexual, this last may not apply to you. Or maybe it does; new beginnings, you know. This week is a great week to start doing all those things you’ve always promised yourself you’d do, like stopping wasting time reading your horoscope because it’s all such an obvious load of hogwash, anyway.
I think this is BS I am NOTHING!!!!!! Like this and this is supposed to be my new sign since the 2011 sign change. I doubt that all Aries are like this.