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\"my<\/a>My spin’s better than your spin,
\nMy lie’s better than yours!
\nI\u2019m immune to facts and reason
\nbut I think I’m smart, of course<\/p>\n

Social media’s my platform
\nSee me share some memes
\nDon\u2019t care if they\u2019re total bullshit
\nIN ALLCAPS I SCREAM<\/p>\n

Never cared much for his\u2019try
\nDumb old men in some book
\nFacebook n’ YouTube are full color
\nThe glow holds truth – just look!<\/p>\n

Bullies know how to get things done
\nWeaklings compromise
\nIf the facts undermine my feelings
\nClearly they\u2019re just lies<\/p>\n

My spin’s better than your spin,
\nI\u2019m always right – three cheers!
\nLA LA – LA LA, LA LA – LA LA!
\nFingers in my ears!<\/p>\n

cae 11\/2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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