{"id":8528,"date":"2018-02-08T06:00:23","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T14:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/?p=8528"},"modified":"2020-06-16T15:14:20","modified_gmt":"2020-06-16T22:14:20","slug":"nail-it-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/2018\/02\/08\/nail-it-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Nail It Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nailItDown.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nailItDown.png\" alt=\"nail it down - The 5-finger discount twins\" width=\"225\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-8557\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nailItDown.png 864w, https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nailItDown-220x300.png 220w, https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nailItDown-768x1047.png 768w, https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nailItDown-751x1024.png 751w, https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nailItDown-110x150.png 110w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 864px) 100vw, 864px\" \/><\/a>Some say they were born under a bad sign<br \/>\nSometimes there is just a bad seed<br \/>\nWhen them Edwards boys come a-sniffin\u2019 around<br \/>\nI tell you now, you better pay heed<\/p>\n<p>I heard they stole some Matchbox from the Woolworths<br \/>\nSome Abba-Zabbas from the Alco<br \/>\nThey took a whole damn register from Ben Frank\u2019s<br \/>\nIt just grew legs and walked out the door <\/p>\n<p>Y\u2019gotta nail it down<!--more--><br \/>\nIf ya want it<br \/>\nY\u2019got t&#8217;nail it down<br \/>\nNail it down<br \/>\nIf it\u2019s valuable<br \/>\nAnd you wanna keep it around<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down<br \/>\nIf ya see them Edwards boys<br \/>\nSomewhere in town<br \/>\nThey\u2019re the 5-finger discount twins<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down<\/p>\n<p>Well it\u2019s tempting to think you misplaced it<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause it seems like it was only just here<br \/>\nBut the truth ain\u2019t that funny<br \/>\nWhen what\u2019s missing\u2019s worth money<br \/>\nAn heirloom that is precious and dear <\/p>\n<p>You can try buryin\u2019 things in your backyard<br \/>\nOr squirrel &#8217;em away in th&#8217; shed<br \/>\nBut even if it\u2019s under<br \/>\nyour pillow of slumber<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll slip it out from under your head!<\/p>\n<p>Y\u2019gotta nail it down<br \/>\nIf ya want it<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down<br \/>\nNail it down<br \/>\nIf you need it<br \/>\nAnd you wanna keep it around<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down<br \/>\nIf ya see them nasty boys<br \/>\nA-sneakin\u2019 around<br \/>\nThey\u2019re the 5-finger discount twins<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down<\/p>\n<p>They say the youngest one has a pocket<br \/>\nThat lets him carry up to ton<br \/>\nThe older boy is meaner and cagier<br \/>\nLet\u2019s hope they never steal a gun!<\/p>\n<p>Well, their parents are baffled and embarrassed<br \/>\nThe schools have lost all hope<br \/>\nThe sheriff says things should calm down soon<br \/>\nHe says they\u2019re bound to take up smokin\u2019 dope<br \/>\nYou know, he really<br \/>\nhopes they take up smokin\u2019 dope<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Til then y&#8217;nail it down<br \/>\nIf ya want it<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down<br \/>\nNail it down<br \/>\nIf it\u2019s nifty<br \/>\nAnd you wanna keep it around<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down<br \/>\nDown down down down<br \/>\nOh, someone bring me a hammer!<br \/>\nThey\u2019re the 5-finger discount twins<br \/>\nThey\u2019re the light-fingered louie klepto twins<br \/>\nThey\u2019re the 5-finger discount twins<br \/>\nY\u2019gotta nail it down!<\/p>\n<p>cae 8\/30\/2016(orig)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some say they were born under a bad sign Sometimes there is just a bad seed When them Edwards boys come a-sniffin\u2019 around I tell you now, you better pay heed I heard they stole some Matchbox from the Woolworths Some Abba-Zabbas from the Alco They took a whole damn register from Ben Frank\u2019s It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,97],"tags":[943,947,949,950,948,945,944,951,946],"class_list":["post-8528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best","category-lyrics","tag-5-finger-discount","tag-abba-zabbas","tag-alco","tag-bad-seed","tag-ben-franks","tag-klepto","tag-light-fingered-louie","tag-matchbox","tag-woolworths"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Nail It Down - song lyrics by Corey A. 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