What does it meant to be 40?<\/p>\n
I’m still in a bit of a fog about it – where did my 30’s go?<\/p>\n
Oh, yeah. That’s right: I spent them preparing to be unprepared to be 40.<\/p>\n
So: what does it meant to be 40?<\/p>\n
Newly divorced, a broken tooth in my head that’s beginning to sing, and no money to fix it.<\/p>\n
Last night I locked myself out of my apartment and had to crawl in through the window, all because I needed toothpicks to check the readiness of the cake in the oven.<\/p>\n
Happy Birthday, y’silly, old bastard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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