{"id":7953,"date":"2014-06-04T19:33:53","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T02:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/?p=7953"},"modified":"2014-06-11T23:42:14","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T06:42:14","slug":"spider-leg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/04\/spider-leg\/","title":{"rendered":"Spider Leg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiderLeg.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiderLeg.jpg\" alt=\"Spider Leg\" width=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7956\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiderLeg.jpg 1008w, https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiderLeg-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiderLeg-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1008px) 100vw, 1008px\" \/><\/a>In the shower<br \/>\nin the wall<br \/>\non the plastic shell shelf<br \/>\nof the shower stall<br \/>\nI spy thee, spider leg<!--more--> <\/p>\n<p>Masquerading as a hair<br \/>\nlike so many of mine<br \/>\non the soap cake, there<br \/>\nbut bent at knobby knee<br \/>\nscythe angle, not a curl<br \/>\nhinting at<br \/>\nits nature true:<br \/>\nNot of me but some other<br \/>\nmost namely<br \/>\nyou<br \/>\nup there, overhead<br \/>\nyour spindly pins busy spinning<br \/>\nyour winnings, now dead<br \/>\nI read with my eyes<br \/>\namong your bundles and mess<br \/>\nthat, of your body\u2019s long branches<br \/>\nyou\u2019re now one less<\/p>\n<p>And yon spider leg,<br \/>\nhow you trigger recognition<br \/>\nthough mind&#8217;s picture contrasts<br \/>\nwith your current disposition<br \/>\nAt last look still connected<br \/>\nDid you not on occasion<br \/>\nseem to wave down at me?<br \/>\nHalloo! and Ahoy!<br \/>\nWatch me spin and deploy<br \/>\nmy gossamer threads<br \/>\nmy sticky skein<br \/>\nHello there, bather<br \/>\nhow have you been?<\/p>\n<p>Did you think me rude<br \/>\nnot waving back<br \/>\none eye on you<br \/>\nas I soaped and blustered<br \/>\ndown in the spray<br \/>\nrubbing and lathering<br \/>\nday&#8217;s proof away?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I watched<br \/>\nand permitted<br \/>\nForgave and forswore<br \/>\nengaging in man&#8217;s endless<br \/>\npesticide war<br \/>\nAnd how many times,<br \/>\nyes, how often have I<br \/>\nushered you safely<br \/>\nout of harm\u2019s way?<\/p>\n<p>Not a smoosher, I<br \/>\nnor a flusher be<br \/>\nLo, I gently escort<br \/>\nfly, spider, and slug<br \/>\nfrom my home<br \/>\nmy lunch, my shower<br \/>\neach critter and bug<br \/>\nthat might roam<br \/>\nbuzz or glower<br \/>\nset outside and free<br \/>\nWhether they threaten<br \/>\nand rattle<br \/>\nor cower and beg<br \/>\nand yet here<br \/>\nis the payoff:<br \/>\none lone, loose<br \/>\nspider leg<br \/>\ndropped like so much litter<br \/>\na careless body-part leaf<br \/>\nhere in my shower<br \/>\nby the soap bar, dripping<br \/>\nno longer kicking<br \/>\nyet giving me grief<\/p>\n<p>Oh spider akimbo<br \/>\nyou, jumble of legs<br \/>\nknitting your attic<br \/>\nof the soon-sucked dead<br \/>\nWith one limb less now<br \/>\ndo you stumble in your jig<br \/>\nor is seven much simpler<br \/>\nfor your death-weaving gig?<\/p>\n<p>And if in the future<br \/>\na leg should come free<br \/>\nlet me ask<br \/>\ncould you bundle it<br \/>\nup with those<br \/>\nmummies I see<br \/>\nnot set it adrift<br \/>\non the misty upwellings<br \/>\nof moist heated air<br \/>\nto perhaps and perchance<br \/>\nin this sudsy dwelling<br \/>\ncome and land<br \/>\nin what is left of my hair?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 180px;\">cae 6\/5\/2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the shower in the wall on the plastic shell shelf of the shower stall I spy thee, spider leg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[861],"class_list":["post-7953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-spider-leg"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Spider Leg<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"In the shower in the wall on the plastic shell shelf of the shower stall I spy thee, spider leg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/04\/spider-leg\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Spider Leg\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"In the shower in the wall on the plastic shell shelf of the shower stall I spy thee, spider leg\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/04\/spider-leg\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"coreyshead\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/coreyaedwards\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2014-06-05T02:33:53+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2014-06-12T06:42:14+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/spiderLeg.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Corey A. 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