{"id":4751,"date":"2012-11-27T06:21:07","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T14:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/?p=4751"},"modified":"2014-02-14T09:01:45","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T17:01:45","slug":"coreyshead-2013-calendar-of-distortions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coreyshead.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/27\/coreyshead-2013-calendar-of-distortions\/","title":{"rendered":"Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disCover.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions.\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disCover.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions.\" width=\"400\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Awreety, awright &#8211; it&#8217;s time once again for me to pimp my wares (as opposed to &#8220;where&#8217;s my pimp?&#8221;) and offer you with absolutely no shame dsplayed, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/coreyshead.737649826\">my 7th &#8220;annual&#8221; photography calendar<\/a>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Last year I indicated that the calendar offered would be my last &#8211; and it so it was (maybe) &#8230; of toys.<\/p>\n<p>While this year&#8217;s calendar is still chock full of inexcusable photoshoppery, gone are any vestige of the obscure Japanese toys that so littered the landscape in all my previous offerings. No, now it&#8217;s just the bizarre, occasionally nauseating, and always ridiculous visions that I knock out with regular abandon. You saw them on my blog, why not hang them on the wall throughout the year and scare others?<\/p>\n<p>Think of it as your monthly dose of ipecac.<\/p>\n<p>14 whole, 17\u2033x11\u2033, full-color pages to scribble those important dates upon. Golly, how novel (no, the novel is on the table under the calendar, right next to your coffee).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/coreyshead.737649826\">G&#8217;wan, do it! http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/coreyshead.737649826<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disJan.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - January\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disJan.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - January\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disFeb.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - February\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disFeb.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - February\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disMar.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - March\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disMar.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - March\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disApr.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - April\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disApr.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - April\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disMay.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - May\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disMay.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - May\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disJun.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - June\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disJun.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - June\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disJul.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - July\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disJul.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - July\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disAug.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - August\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disAug.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - August\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disSep.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - September\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disSep.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - September\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disOct.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - October\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disOct.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - October\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disNov.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - November\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disNov.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - November\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disDec.jpg\" title=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - December\" rel=\"2013cal\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/disDec.jpg\" alt=\"The Coreyshead 2013 Calendar of Distortions - December\" width=\"165\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awreety, awright &#8211; 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