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\"So<\/a>Disturbed? Horrified? Nauseous? Click for more<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

he contemplates his inner self
\nforsooth to shore his mental health
\nand there within he finds a shelf
\nupon which there is nothing
\na fancy speck of nothing<\/p>\n

he picks it up
\nhe puts it down
\nhe looks the bugger all around
\nhe takes that fugger into town
\nand buys the naught a burger
\na nicely juicy burger<\/p>\n

but naughty naught
\nseems filled with haught
\neschews the burger on the spot
\ninstead looks on and flicks a snot
\nas if to say “your mother”
\nI say to you: “your mother”<\/p>\n

well, self is startled and aback
\nand threatens naught with eye of black
\nbut as he rears and takes a whack
\nhis own face gets before him
\nand then, again, before him<\/p>\n

and so the moral of the day
\nthat is, what I have come to say
\nright here, in my own obtuse way:
\nsometimes, within’s without you
\nyes, better off without you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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