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Sagittarius, the Archer, is the tenth sign of the Zodiac, representing expansive optimism, an ever-growing life philosophy, and a casual attitude regarding road apples on the carpet.<\/p>\n
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Sagittarius is depicted as a centaur: half-man, half-horse and all laughs, cantering about the ballroom of life spitting the hapless with mischievously aimed arrows.<\/p>\n
Sagittarians have strong ethics when it comes to beliefs and honesty of intentions, both in themselves and others, but said beliefs and intentions are not necessarily what you might expect, leading some born under the sign to insist, for example, that everyone shoplift.<\/p>\n
Having a positive outlook on life, Sagittarians can get too caught up in disputes over their idealistic opinions, and are capable of chuckling good-naturedly as they crack your ribs for disagreeing with them.<\/p>\n
Sagittarians are eternal students and spend their lives seeking to learn more, ditching on Fridays and occasionally firing spitballs at the backs of other people\u2019s heads.<\/p>\n
Born under the sign of the Centaur, Sagittarians are particularly interested in nature and animals, forever carrying twigs and dirt about in their pants pockets and having questionable relations with creatures of all kinds.<\/p>\n
Many Sagittarians go as far as rejecting society\u2019s values and can sometimes be seen dressed in rags, mumbling incoherently to themselves, and collecting bright bits of glass along the side of the highway.<\/p>\n
Your Horoscope:<\/span><\/p>\n This is the day before the night before the week of the beginning of the rest of your life, so have a beer. No, not that one: it’s pathetically bland. I meant a real beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sagittarius, the Archer, is the tenth sign of the Zodiac, representing expansive optimism, an ever-growing life philosophy, and a casual attitude regarding road apples on the carpet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[199,262],"class_list":["post-1877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-astrology","tag-sagittarius"],"yoast_head":"\n