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\"Libra\"<\/p>\n

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Libra, the Scales, is the seventh sign of the Zodiac, representing balance in all things even if you have to use your thumb.<\/p>\n

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Libras strive for fairness but can be over judgmental, causing them to freeze up at even the simplest decisions, such as mashed potatoes or stuffing.<\/p>\n

Libras need plenty of breathing space and become nervous if pressured or crowded into making a decision, leading to embarrassing public whining. Strangely, they feel no need to give others similar room to work and are thus often saddled with playful nicknames such as \u2018sumbitch\u2019 and \u2018jerkface\u2019.<\/p>\n

Because of their energy and stamina, Libras are highly prized as coworkers and mates, though their insistence on consistent and mutual, synchronized orgasms can lead to short, bitter relationships.<\/p>\n

Being attractive is very important to Libras, which is odd considering that the vast majority of them resemble children born of Ernest Borgnine and Phyllis Diller.<\/p>\n

Because of their ability to see both sides of a problem, Libras are prone to procrastinating and then, becoming further conflicted over whether they should continue procrastinating or not, often poof out of existence with a wet farting noise.
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Your Horoscope:<\/span><\/p>\n

Do not put off hesitating to immediately procrastinate as that, which you didn’t want to do yesterday, can be avoided tomorrow as if it were always never due.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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