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Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication \u2013the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that comes into their heads.<\/p>\n
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Gemini is the first double-sign, after the golden arches, and this indicates the Gemini\u2019s need for a partner as well as a capacity for sudden reversals of direction – often necessitating a need for a new partner.<\/p>\n
Though outspoken, Gemini are not as much rebellious as they are reveling in their own individuality, much like a dog rolling in its own excreta.<\/p>\n
As with adolescents, Gemini are attracted to excitement and change (as well as bills of all denominations), and bore easily, generally preferring to go and hunt up some fun as opposed to staying home, greasing the cat \u2013 and who can blame them?<\/p>\n
Few things please the Gemini more than stirring up trouble with their friends, trouble for the Gemini meaning adventure, daring, innovation, or maybe just the good, wholesome fun of nailing grandma to a fencepost.<\/p>\n
Those born under this sign typically have nervous energy to burn and, instead of driving, can sometimes be seen vibrating to work.<\/p>\n
Gemini are often accused of being fickle or even superficial and, my god, who\u2019d hang out with one?<\/p>\n
Your Horoscope:<\/span><\/p>\n Be so open and great things will come to you. Like people. With wetnaps. Look forward with eyes capable of perceiving the real world around you. Take that streetlamp, for example: don’t walk into it. That’s a good puppy. Trust the stars for they are ancient and sparkly and waaaaaaaaay up there while you’re just but an insignificant speck they could snuff out in a hot instant with a tiny piece of their astrological dandruff … On the other hand, maybe trusting them isn’t such a hot idea. Buy a hard hat and maybe a well-stocked bomb shelter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication \u2013the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that comes into their heads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[199,256],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-astrology","tag-gemini"],"yoast_head":"\n