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Remember, back in the days before the internet, when your friends and neighbors would have to slog all of the way to your door in order to attempt to guilt you into buying something you never wanted and didn’t need?<\/p>\n

Well not any more – isn’t modern convenience something?<\/p>\n

That’s right, here it is: The 5th-nearly-annual, Corey’s Head, Japanese Toy Calendar<\/a> is now available.<\/p>\n

17″x11″, this full-color guide to the seasons features “Photoshop trickery” by some guy with truly questionable obsessions. Better yet, said publicant is chock full of little, numbered squares that help to remind you how quickly and inevitably you are rushing towards the void. Delightful!<\/p>\n

This year’s calendar features previously unpublished visual tomfoolery, both new and old, with an impish emphasis on the latter.<\/p>\n

Lap it up while the lapping is good – all proceeds (one insignificant buck per calendar) go to yours truly.<\/p>\n

Oh, mercy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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