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\nNow my danged modem is dead at home.<\/p>\n

You know we’re in a slump when the cable company doesn’t answer their phones on the weekend, providing you, instead, with a recording that states: “as of Friday 7pm, all services are up. Our office hours are \u2026”<\/p>\n

Finally got through Monday morning and it’s “oh, we’ll send a repairman around – how’s Saturday work for you?”<\/p>\n

It’s like the universe no longer wants me on the internet.<\/p>\n

Well, when the universe speaks this clearly to me, I know what to do: ignore it. Full steam ahead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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