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Clumsy spiders
\ncrawl the ceiling
\nWhen one trips
\nit falls, pinwheeling
\ndown your neck
\nor in your hair
\nSlumbering mouths
\nhad best beware
\nfor this light snack
\nunlooked for treat
\nwill climb your tongue\"Clumsy<\/a>
\nwith eight clawed feet
\nto flee in fear\u0003
\npast sleeping lips
\nwith tickling, hairy
\n\u0003pedipalp tips
\nAnd should you snore
\n\u0003grind, or inhale
\nas in your mouth\u0003
\nthe creature scales
\nyour fate entwined\u0003
\nwith it shall be
\nwaking unaware
\nyet less hungry<\/p>\n

cae2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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