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\"That's<\/a><\/p>\n

For your edification:
\nA selection of deep thoughts from one of the greatest minds of this or any generation.<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Whaddya call that tool they use to melt metal parts together?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Well, derr!”<\/p>\n

You can’t really believe anything they say on products any more.
\nI bought some so-called \u201cstreakless\u201d glass cleaner the other day?
\nI was out of my clothes and running down the street in five minutes.<\/p>\n

Didja hear the one about the new cologne that smells like burning money?
\n“Elon Musk”<\/p>\n

I understand the concept of 3d. I also get 1d, 2d, and even 4d, I suppose. But … 80d? What the hell is that? 80d?<\/p>\n

Ferlinghetti ate spaghetti,
\nChaucer chewed on wood
\nBut I ain\u2019t found a goddamn thing
\nthat I think\u2019s all that good<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

cae2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For your edification: A selection of deep thoughts from one of the greatest minds of this or any generation. Q: “Whaddya call that tool they use to melt metal parts together?” A: “Well, derr!” You can’t really believe anything they say on products any more. I bought some so-called \u201cstreakless\u201d glass cleaner the other day? 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