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(this post is part of an aborted 1 year experiment in material abstinence I called The Necessary Year<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n

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Ah, fashion.<\/p>\n

It used to be the height of good taste and breeding in our culture to sport a full, luxuriant beard. Now such a thing is typically seen only on those who hearken to our society’s more colorful periphery.<\/p>\n

For those of us who can grow such a personal decoration, and whom wish to stay within the bounds of fashionable taste, this means shaving.<\/p>\n

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Oh, the joy of shaving! Who among us does not savor the early-morning opportunity to scrape stiff hair from some of the most delicate skin on their body with razor-sharp steel? (I remain thankful that portions of my skull are all I’ve ever felt the need to shave on a daily basis – my condolences to those who must shave their pits – and\/or lower – on a regular basis. Yikes!)<\/p>\n

And the options! Straight razor. Safety razor. Disposable razor. Electric razor. Laser depilation.<\/p>\n

I’ve owned an electric razor since I was 12, which means that, by the time I started needing it (at 17), it had seen better days, having been used for a number of now long-forgotten but undoubtedly harebrained, alternative activities its designers never conceived of. Consequently, after trying and failing to remove the pre-beard peach fuzz from my cheeks with said device, I had to ask my mother if she had a spare razor I could use.<\/p>\n

She did – a semi-modern shaver that accepted razor cartridges.<\/p>\n

I have since replaced my first electric razor with a newer model and use it for those times I go completely off my nut and shave my entire head for months at a time but, for daily facial care, I still use that same, spare, safety razor handle my mother gave me (she might say lent – hah!) over 20 years ago.<\/p>\n

The cartridge options have changed, though.<\/p>\n

When I first started using the thing, I could find either single or double blade cartridges that would fit the handle. Then the single blade cartridges went the way of the dodo, which was fine because I bought into that whole “mo’ bettah blades” marketing scheme when I was still a teen.<\/p>\n

Not so much so that I got into triple-blade cartridges. Triple-blade? You ever price them mommas? Yeesh …<\/p>\n

After a number of years they began marketing the cartridges with or without a little white “comfort strip” which is some kind of soapy\/waxy crap affixed to the head of the razor just behind the blades so that it smooches over your freshly raw-ified skin with each pass of the razor, supposedly pulling double-duty as a skin soother and blood coagulator.<\/p>\n

I was a manly-man as a young, dumb punk however, and eschewed such niceties, considering them unnecessary to the point of fruitiness. I mean, come on: we’re shaving our beards, here!<\/p>\n

Eventually I accidentally bought a package of them – while in a sort of a mad, grocery-store panic I suppose – and only realized my mistake once I got home and unbagged my purchases.<\/p>\n

Too lazy to take them back, I decided to go ahead and use them.<\/p>\n

Reasoning that the comfort strip removed about half of the need for squirting shaving cream all over your face, I tried shaving using water only – and I was about half right. But half right doesn’t shave your face and I was back to the regular cartridges and shaving cream shortly thereafter.<\/p>\n

Until they quit selling the cartridges without the comfort strip, that is.<\/p>\n

When I first began shaving, I would use a razor once, maybe twice before throwing it out and snapping on a new one. Then I realized how much the damned things cost me and I’d keep shaving with the same one until the process became more like using tweezers than a blade, the blood beading up on my face like crimson dew.<\/p>\n

For TNY<\/span>, I have attempted to be more scientific about it. I now use my comfort stripped, twin-bladed cartridge for five days in a row, starting fresh each Monday, wearing it down to a dull-edged frazzle by Friday, and knocking off the practice entirely for the weekends.<\/p>\n

I figure this utilizes the full-potential of the disposable razor’s life and also gives my face a chance to take a two-day breather from the dehydrating and depilating, lather-scrape routine.<\/p>\n

With ten cartridges per package, and each package coming out at around $8 (I buy the in-house brand, none of this fancy-schmancy name-brand stuff) that’s two and a half months of shaving at .80\u00a2 <\/span>a week. Not bad (I’ve no idea how much a squirt of shaving cream or the water costs – leave me alone).<\/p>\n

Further, I use hot water only for the initial moistening of my face – for the rest of my shaving routine I use cold water, a habit I picked up not out of economy but from a bit of last-minute advice from Johnny Caspar (Miller’s Crossing<\/a>); the theory being that cold water causes the steel to contract, giving you a sharper edge and, thus, a closer shave. I don’t know how valid this theory is but it makes me feel as smart as Johnny Caspar, so I do it.<\/p>\n

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I recently attempted to submit a picture of myself for a trade publication at the request of my boss. I sent in the best picture I had of myself: a kind of cheesy glamor shot I captured a couple of years ago in a digital photography class. Me, my knuckles, and a nicely groomed beard.<\/p>\n

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My boss was not amused: “You don’t have a beard! I’ll take a picture of you next week,” she emailed back.<\/p>\n

“Oh, but I do have a beard,” I countered, “it is just internal at the moment. I have to shave it every day but, I assure you, it is there. My driver’s license features me with a beard. I frequently grow a beard during the winter.”<\/p>\n

“You are not,” she replied, “going to grow a beard.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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