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Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication \u2013the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that comes into their heads.<\/p>\n

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Gemini is the first double-sign, after the golden arches, and this indicates the Gemini\u2019s need for a partner as well as a capacity for sudden reversals of direction -often necessitating a need for a new partner.<\/p>\n

Though outspoken, Gemini are not as much rebellious as they are reveling in their own individuality, much like a dog rolling in its own excreta.<\/p>\n

As with adolescents, Gemini are attracted to excitement and change (as well as bills of all denominations), and bore easily, generally preferring to go and hunt up some fun as opposed to staying home and greasing the cat \u2013and who can blame them?<\/p>\n

Few things please the Gemini more than stirring up trouble with their friends, trouble for the Gemini meaning adventure, daring, innovation, or maybe just the good, wholesome fun of nailing grandma to a fencepost.<\/p>\n

Those born under this sign typically have nervous energy to burn and, instead of driving, can sometimes be seen vibrating to work.<\/p>\n

Gemini are often accused of being fickle or even superficial and, my god, who\u2019d hang out with one?<\/p>\n

Your Horoscope<\/b><\/p>\n

Friends and relatives may need a helping hand today – but screw ’em. It’s not a selfishness thing, it’s just: who do they think they are? You’re a Gemini and they’re – well, are there any other signs? REAL signs? Look, you’re busy, you’re tired, you haven’t time for every Tom, Dick, and Whiner that comes rolling along needing their hand held and if they can’t understand that then they can go find themselves someone else to call “friend” or “dad”, I mean c’mon. So don’t take on anything you may regret, such as answering that pitiful cry for help in the distance. Turn a blind eye today and avoid associating with people who need your assistance. It’s the least you can do, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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