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Scherzophrenia<\/p>\n

He sat down sloppily, like a handful of thin-sliced lunchmeat dropped onto Formica.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Scattered Chad lives in a van
that’s as white as blue is green
and, as he wants to seem a man
Scattered Chad lives in a van
to eschew the American dream
So, as his freedom says he can
Scattered Chad lives in a van
that’s as white as blue is green<\/p>\n

I wanna give the sunrise
two black eyes<\/p>\n

Obdurate youth fermenting in the yogurt of creativity<\/p>\n

Pete’s popcorn pocked poop plopped perceptibly into the pot.<\/p>\n

“Excuse me, are you using this?”
“Wot? Must I use everything in order to keep you from molesting it?”<\/p>\n

Smellin’ like a fruit bat
Gonna worm my way
Gonna dig you, baby<\/p>\n

What am I supposed to have ego about? I don’t quite understand …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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