1.0coreysheadhttps://coreyshead.com/blogCorey A. Edwardshttps://coreyshead.com/blog/author/cae/Slasher Astronautrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="JnaIdSZtTg"><a href="https://coreyshead.com/blog/2013/04/11/slasher-astronaut/">Slasher Astronaut</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://coreyshead.com/blog/2013/04/11/slasher-astronaut/embed/#?secret=JnaIdSZtTg" width="600" height="338" title="“Slasher Astronaut” — coreyshead" data-secret="JnaIdSZtTg" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript">
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We received a big tub of cast-off toys for the boys from their grandparents and, going through it to see what to keep for them and what to send off to either Goodwill or the big toybox in the sky, I ran across what I am now referring to as “Slasher Astronaut.”