People aroun’ here are so ignorant. I mean, they’re really uncultured. They just have no clue. For example, I walk into a bar one hot evening and order a Dry Sack. The guy comes around from behind the bar and starts towelin’ off my crotch! I’m like: “get offa me you addlepated nudnik,” and slap him away. So he gets this ugly expression on his face and I’m thinkin’: “who the hell is he to be mad?” So’s I ask him: “who the hell are you to be mad?” An’ he just kinda slouches away, mumbling: “Not mad. Just feeling a little testy.”
Posts Tagged ‘puns’
We Have A Winnah! (Totally Stupid Contest)
December 18th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
A Totally Stupid Contest
December 14th, 2009 by Corey A. Edwards
The above is a visual pun.
The first person to correctly guess said pun will receive a free item of mine via cafe press – that which is available is not limited to what can presently be found at my store but includes any and all images at coreyshead.com.
Hotcha.
(clue = a childhood pastime)
people who are me or who were around when I was making this (I’m looking at you, Mel) are prohibited from playing.
